1. 1 week ago  /  322,214 notes  /  Source: lumixercalderic

  2. stability:

    My mom thought we would need a hammer to get this pole into the ground but I just pushed it in and I almost said “psh, hammer my asshole” but then I realized

    (via blueeyedbutcher)

    1 week ago  /  14,346 notes  /  Source: stability

  3. I like playful relationships. I’ll call you a dumbass and a fag cause saying ‘babe’ all the time gets old. I’ll bite you. I’ll laugh at you. I’ll push your buttons just to see you get mad cause it’s cute. I’ll hit you playfully.. I’ll hold you from behind. I’ll make stupid faces with you. We’ll do stupid things.

    (via blueeyedbutcher)

    1 week ago  /  146,203 notes  /  Source: neonlightsandrays

  4. blueeyedbutcher:

batmans—girlfriend:

freak-sh0ww:

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

Damn who pissed in your Cheerios this morning?

lmao I guess 503,000 people are just cooler than you.

    blueeyedbutcher:

    batmans—girlfriend:

    freak-sh0ww:

    its-a-joke-mkay:

    fidefortitude:

    crofefs:

    i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

    No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

    I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

    Fuck this.

    Dude it’s from spongebob

    Damn who pissed in your Cheerios this morning?

    lmao I guess 503,000 people are just cooler than you.

    1 week ago  /  530,767 notes  /  Source: lordheck

  5. 1 week ago  /  178,429 notes  /  Source: chizuu

  6. (via yetiiii)

    1 week ago  /  923 notes

  7. 1 week ago  /  14,045 notes  /  Source: neogohann

  8. langleav:

Just wrote this poem last night. You know that feeling when you fall asleep in the day and when you wake up, it’s already dark? Not sure why but it always makes me feel melancholy. Anyway, I hope you like it… it’s the first poem I have written in a really long time (hence the first line.) I’ve been so busy getting ready for the September launch of my new book Lullabies. Hopefully, there will be more new poems soon… A thousand kisses to you all! xo Lang 

    langleav:

    Just wrote this poem last night. You know that feeling when you fall asleep in the day and when you wake up, it’s already dark? Not sure why but it always makes me feel melancholy. Anyway, I hope you like it… it’s the first poem I have written in a really long time (hence the first line.) I’ve been so busy getting ready for the September launch of my new book Lullabies. Hopefully, there will be more new poems soon… A thousand kisses to you all! xo Lang 

    (via lovequotesrus)

    1 week ago  /  6,026 notes  /  Source: langleav

  9. Please reblog this if its alright to come to you for advice or to just rant. Thank you.

    (via murders-are-getting-prettier)

    1 week ago  /  17,431 notes  /  Source: tilly-oakley

  10. Y’all mothafuckas need Jesus!

    1 week ago  /  0 notes